Dirty Nukes

17 Suicide Dirty Bombers Strike New York City in the nigh
3 More Suicide Dirty Bombers strike Philly, many will sigh
2 more strike Orlando from the high

I told Secret Service agent Shamus Skelly this before
He said tell me no more, Guarding Bush is my only chore
Funny how Shamus is Famous now that he's part of my Lore

In the New City 5 Bombers take out Tunnels + Bridges
The other 12 strike famous landmarks not hovels
Nuclear Waste pollutes the New City, so many die there's not enough shovels

William Penn was a Bill, say Good Bye to Philly
A suicide Dirty Bomber strikes the cracked Bell you Silly
2 more strike two Famous Halls, so give all the Dead Lillies

2 Suicide Dirty Bombers strike Orlando home to tourists
From then on it will glow from Dirty Nuke Terrorists
So many suffer from radiation, many will slit their wrists

Have you heard Sollog is in Jail?
The criminal Judge Ross denied him Bail!
FREE SOLLOG my fans do wail!

The EVIL Nation wants a SIGN
So great Quakes shall strike my Famous Lines
Several Asteroids Strike in such a short time!

Category Five Hurricanes hit Miami + Tampa so soon
Also struck by Great Canes are New Orleans + Corpus Christi the Day before full moons
These things occur after the month of June!

Now you know what is near
Do you understand my little Dear?
You will do well to live in fear!

I know the details of all this Gore
So Homeland Security do you want to know more?
Then get me a Presidential Pardon since Jail is a bore!

Penned by Sollog
On the Summer Solstice of 2005
In the dim light of a jail cell...