Dirty Nukes 17 Suicide Dirty Bombers Strike New York City in the nigh 3 More Suicide Dirty Bombers strike Philly, many will sigh 2 more strike Orlando from the high I told Secret Service agent Shamus Skelly this before He said tell me no more, Guarding Bush is my only chore Funny how Shamus is Famous now that he's part of my Lore In the New City 5 Bombers take out Tunnels + Bridges The other 12 strike famous landmarks not hovels Nuclear Waste pollutes the New City, so many die there's not enough shovels William Penn was a Bill, say Good Bye to Philly A suicide Dirty Bomber strikes the cracked Bell you Silly 2 more strike two Famous Halls, so give all the Dead Lillies 2 Suicide Dirty Bombers strike Orlando home to tourists From then on it will glow from Dirty Nuke Terrorists So many suffer from radiation, many will slit their wrists Have you heard Sollog is in Jail? The criminal Judge Ross denied him Bail! FREE SOLLOG my fans do wail! The EVIL Nation wants a SIGN So great Quakes shall strike my Famous Lines Several Asteroids Strike in such a short time! Category Five Hurricanes hit Miami + Tampa so soon Also struck by Great Canes are New Orleans + Corpus Christi the Day before full moons These things occur after the month of June! Now you know what is near Do you understand my little Dear? You will do well to live in fear! I know the details of all this Gore So Homeland Security do you want to know more? Then get me a Presidential Pardon since Jail is a bore! Penned by Sollog On the Summer Solstice of 2005 In the dim light of a jail cell...